A

I been a drag racer on LSD

And I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx

I even had a gorilla on the slopes of kismet

And man, that was fun for a while you bet but...

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D

Bikini girls with machine guns

A

Bikini girls with machine guns

D

This stuff'll kill ya

It's loaded with fun

E7

Bikini girls with machine guns

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A

Well I savored many foreign kinds of delicacies

Intoxicated 'til I can't tell what the hell I could see

Had all the violence and liquor within close reach

But all bars, pills and threeways lead me back to the beach and...

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D

Bikini girls with machine guns

A

Bikini girls with machine guns

D

This stuff'll kill ya

It's loaded with fun

E7

Bikini girls with machine guns

SOLO A A D A E A

A

Now they say that virtue is its own reward

But when that surf comes in I'm gonna get my board

I got my own ideas about the righteous kick

You can keep the reward, I'd just as soon stay sick...

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D

Bikini girls with machine guns

A

Bikini girls with machine guns

D

This stuff'll kill ya

It's loaded with fun

E7

Bikini girls with machine guns